Freeman's Mind： Episode 29-9-m6F_KuB_Y.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:12,577→00:00:13,544

So.

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Explosives.

#400:00:16,214→00:00:18,416

Yeah, I think I'm going the wrong way.

#500:00:19,550→00:00:21,486

I've obviously made a mistake somewhere.

#600:00:22,020→00:00:26,758

I mean, I haven't seen any dead bodies lately, or blood smears or bone piles,

#700:00:26,758→00:00:29,460

and that's usually a sign the trail's gone cold.

#800:00:29,460→00:00:31,863

Yeah, see, there's probably a ladder here.

#900:00:32,664→00:00:34,365

There's no ladder here.

#1000:00:34,866→00:00:38,302

Just these one-centimeter rounded grooves to mock me.

#1100:00:38,302→00:00:41,673

See, if I had a grappling hook, I could just go "whoosh" up there.

#1200:00:41,673→00:00:43,408

Then "whoosh" up there.

#1300:00:43,408→00:00:47,311

Really, you don't need a physics degree to grasp the concept.

#1400:00:47,311→00:00:51,215

But the fact that I have one is just insult to injury!

#1500:00:51,215→00:00:55,019

I guess you don't need an architectural degree to figure things out, either.

#1600:00:55,019→00:00:56,988

I mean, what if this elevator went out?

#1700:00:57,855→00:01:00,792

Or, what if it was planted with explosives?

#1800:01:00,792→00:01:01,826

Can I move this?

#1900:01:03,161→00:01:04,762

That's pretty heavy.

#2000:01:04,762→00:01:07,498

So, the question is, are these plastic explosives,

#2100:01:07,498→00:01:09,867

which are harmless without a detonator,

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or are these maybe nitroglycerin-based,

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where, if I start banging these crates around,

#2400:01:13,771→00:01:15,506

it's the last thing I do on this Earth?

#2500:01:16,240→00:01:18,176

Well, why take a chance?

#2600:01:18,176→00:01:21,612

If I'm going to level this place, I'm not going to be half-assed about it.

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I'm going to do it right.

#2800:01:23,247→00:01:28,286

I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE I'M NOT CRAZY!

#2900:01:28,286→00:01:30,455

Okay, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!

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[explosion] Oh...boy...

#3100:01:34,158→00:01:36,828

I didn't think this through very well.

#3200:01:36,828→00:01:40,932

I can't keep rationalizing away everything like this or I'm gonna die!

#3300:01:42,734→00:01:45,403

Trinitrotoluene doesn't care what mood you're in.

#3400:01:47,071→00:01:49,073

What--what's going on?

#3500:01:49,073→00:01:50,541

Why isn't this rubble?

#3600:01:50,541→00:01:54,579

I see stress marks in the walls, but that's it.

#3700:01:54,579→00:01:57,014

Those weren't firecrackers!

#3800:01:57,014→00:01:58,282

Hey, what's this?

#3900:01:58,282→00:02:01,953

This is...this is a satchel charge!

#4000:02:01,953→00:02:04,756

Oh, that would've been pretty handy about a minute ago!

#4100:02:04,756→00:02:08,760

Then I could've detonated this remotely and not risk a cave-in!

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[rumbling] ...which...may still happen.

#4300:02:10,695→00:02:11,662

[rumbling] I should go.

#4400:02:11,662→00:02:14,732

Huh, well, looks like somebody saw a good show.

#4500:02:15,399→00:02:18,836

Okay, going up, yes, up.

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UP!

#4700:02:21,239→00:02:23,775

I'm starting to question whether I ever really did have a life

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that wasn't underground.

#4900:02:25,343→00:02:27,612

Things get strange down here.

#5000:02:27,612→00:02:29,347

Ah, electrical arcs.

#5100:02:29,347→00:02:32,583

Being electrocuted is old hat for me now, alright?

#5200:02:33,417→00:02:35,286

Well, it seems to have a pattern.

#5300:02:36,521→00:02:36,988

Yee!

#5400:02:37,355→00:02:40,057

Don't switch up. Don't switch up!

#5500:02:41,159→00:02:43,694

Why is it arcing straight into concrete?

#5600:02:43,694→00:02:48,733

So, is my education about electromagnetism wrong or is the WORLD wrong?

#5700:02:49,267→00:02:49,834

Oh.

#5800:02:50,067→00:02:50,568

Well.

#5900:02:51,135→00:02:51,769

Damn.

#6000:02:52,170→00:02:55,640

I guess I could jump these, but if I scuff it,

#6100:02:55,640→00:02:58,276

then it's going to hurt more than a little bit.

#6200:02:58,276→00:03:00,912

I'll play it safe and just crawl under.

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Besides, I really can't recall any safety advice that says

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to run and jump around explosives.

#6500:03:06,617→00:03:08,619

That would be dope if they had something like this

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for hurdles at the Olympics, though.

#6700:03:10,555→00:03:13,357

If a runner screwed up, he would just explode.

#6800:03:13,357→00:03:15,893

I bet the adrenaline would increase performance.

#6900:03:15,893→00:03:19,630

Huh, I guess the alien disaster isn't slowing down production any.

#7000:03:19,630→00:03:22,099

Gotta keep those shareholders happy.

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Today's episode is brought to you by the number 8.

#7200:03:25,169→00:03:27,205

Just what are we shipping anyway?

#7300:03:27,205→00:03:28,606

These look like engine parts.

#7400:03:29,307→00:03:30,007

OH GOD!

#7500:03:30,007→00:03:33,010

NO! STOP! STOP THAT! STOP!

#7600:03:33,010→00:03:34,412

What the fuck?!

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Did they just pop out of a box?!

#7800:03:36,647→00:03:38,282

Why were they in a box?!

#7900:03:38,282→00:03:40,184

That's Looney Tunes crap!

#8000:03:40,184→00:03:41,385

Jesus!

#8100:03:41,385→00:03:43,955

Well, they caught me off-guard, I'll give them that.

#8200:03:43,955→00:03:47,391

I wonder if that was their idea or if it came from up the chain of command.

#8300:03:47,391→00:03:50,494

Yeah, I could envision some cigar-smoking general ordering this.

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"Yah, put two soldiers in a box!

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"When the enemy approaches, they just jump out.

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"It's brilliant!"

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I bet they're both named Jack, too.

#8800:04:00,037→00:04:01,439

Hey, what's this do?

#8900:04:01,439→00:04:03,975

Oh. Great. That helps a lot.

#9000:04:03,975→00:04:06,510

Maybe I should've taken the tram, I don't know.

#9100:04:06,510→00:04:09,981

Then I could've loaded it up with dead bodies, and just sent it forward.

#9200:04:09,981→00:04:12,416

That would probably creep out everybody down the line.

#9300:04:12,416→00:04:13,851

That would creep me out.

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If I was working in the lab and this cartful of dead scientists just rolled in.

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It's a real conversation-stopper.

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Yeah, these goons write "Yore dead, Freeman" on the wall,

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so I send them back a cartful of bodies.

#9800:04:24,962→00:04:26,230

Who wins then?

#9900:04:26,230→00:04:30,368

Psychological warfare worked for Vlad the Impaler, it can work for me, too.

#10000:04:30,368→00:04:34,906

Okay, looks like more crates and lasers that way,

#10100:04:34,906→00:04:36,674

let's see what's over this way.

#10200:04:37,909→00:04:40,011

Yeah, I'm not going this way.

#10300:04:40,011→00:04:42,380

All right, so this must be the right way.

#10400:04:42,380→00:04:43,848

That was easy to figure out.

#10500:04:44,382→00:04:45,182

So, I guess that--

#10600:04:45,716→00:04:47,385

Stupid flashlight.

#10700:04:47,385→00:04:51,923

Huh, I guess I'm pretty lucky the power's still working down here.

#10800:04:51,923→00:04:54,558

Because, if it went out and the flashlight stopped working,

#10900:04:54,558→00:04:58,562

I guess I'd have to navigate my way by the light of my muzzle flashes,

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which would be less-than-ideal for a lot of reasons.

#11100:05:02,199→00:05:05,736

"Sector E Material Transfer B" Yeah, I'm lost.

#11200:05:05,736→00:05:07,939

This doesn't mean anything.

#11300:05:07,939→00:05:10,107

Oh, what the hell, a dead end?

#11400:05:10,107→00:05:12,009

But, it's Sector E!

#11500:05:12,009→00:05:13,778

It goes down again?

#11600:05:13,778→00:05:15,913

How is that even possible?

#11700:05:15,913→00:05:19,050

Well, I don't want to turn around. That's even more depressing.

#11800:05:19,750→00:05:22,586

Yep. Going down.

#11900:05:22,586→00:05:24,588

God dammit, I want some pills.

#12000:05:25,589→00:05:26,624

All right...

#12100:05:27,291→00:05:30,027

I guess I could just pretend I'm some giant submarine,

#12200:05:30,027→00:05:32,430

but that wouldn't make me feel any better.

#12300:05:32,430→00:05:35,132

Whoa! Lots of lasers.

#12400:05:35,132→00:05:36,467

Watch your step.

#12500:05:37,134→00:05:39,337

So, I guess let's check out the--

#12600:05:39,337→00:05:42,139

WHOA-HO-HO-HO-HO, what is that?

#12700:05:42,139→00:05:44,742

Hell's coat rack, I don't think so!

#12800:05:45,309→00:05:46,043

Yeah!

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AAAH!

#13000:05:46,777→00:05:49,580

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

#13100:05:50,982→00:05:53,517

Okay. I think I got them.

#13200:05:53,517→00:05:54,785

They flanked me.

#13300:05:54,785→00:05:56,787

Which is why I know there's one under HERE!

#13400:05:57,555→00:05:58,990

Oh. Maybe not.

#13500:05:58,990→00:06:00,992

I don't think they can fit in the drawer.

#13600:06:00,992→00:06:02,793

Even the extra long one.

#13700:06:02,793→00:06:06,263

"Well, here we are in New Mexico, back on the Laser Corral,

#13800:06:06,263→00:06:10,568

"roundin' up aliens so we can, well, I dunno what we're gonna do with them."

#13900:06:10,568→00:06:13,070

Okay, I don't want to try and do a roll through here.

#14000:06:13,070→00:06:14,872

There's no room for error if I'm off.

#14100:06:16,707→00:06:18,275

"Space varmints!"

#14200:06:18,275→00:06:19,744

Oh, hey, grenades.

#14300:06:19,744→00:06:21,846

Glad I didn't hit them with my shotgun.

#14400:06:21,846→00:06:25,383

Okay, I'm going to pretend there's a world where not all glass is bulletproof.

#14500:06:26,283→00:06:28,085

Hey! Look at that!

#14600:06:28,085→00:06:30,054

That's the power of imagination.

#14700:06:30,821→00:06:32,823

Hah! I bypassed it.

#14800:06:32,823→00:06:34,258

No one can cage me.

#14900:06:34,592→00:06:35,993

Kind of sad, though.

#15000:06:35,993→00:06:39,096

Here we have this giant underground complex and all these lasers,

#15100:06:39,096→00:06:41,766

and instead of having a rave, we're using it for evil.

#15200:06:41,766→00:06:43,234

Oop, speak of the devil.

#15300:06:45,036→00:06:47,271

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he saw me.

#15400:06:48,039→00:06:49,040

Or did he?

#15500:06:51,375→00:06:53,144

Yeah, I think he saw me.

#15600:06:54,145→00:06:57,048

I wonder if they're like infants and think, when they can't see me,

#15700:06:57,048→00:06:58,783

that I've literally disappeared.

#15800:07:00,518→00:07:02,453

No, I guess they're more developed than that.

#15900:07:04,321→00:07:08,325

God, one of them's in a bunker; this is going to take all day.

#16000:07:08,325→00:07:09,326

I'm not touching you!

#16100:07:09,693→00:07:10,528

I'm not touching you!

#16200:07:10,961→00:07:13,697

I guess that game doesn't really work from ten yards away.

#16300:07:14,799→00:07:17,701

Man, killing the soldiers is one of those chores where,

#16400:07:17,701→00:07:20,871

if I had any option at all, I'd just put it off.

#16500:07:20,871→00:07:22,540

Hope it solves--Oh shit!

#16600:07:22,540→00:07:23,874

Back, back, back!

#16700:07:23,874→00:07:27,178

Actually, now would be a GREAT time for the lights to go out.

#16800:07:27,178→00:07:29,413

I could make ghost noises and he might stop firing.

#16900:07:30,181→00:07:31,549

You can't kill a ghost!

#17000:07:31,916→00:07:33,250

Okay, this isn't working.

#17100:07:33,250→00:07:35,252

I'm going to have to get closer.

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[straining]

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[exhaling]

#17400:07:38,989→00:07:42,126

Out of the frying pan, into another frying pan.

#17500:07:42,993→00:07:45,663

God, I'm really slogging through here,

#17600:07:45,663→00:07:47,198

going inch by inch,

#17700:07:47,198→00:07:49,467

laying down a lot of gunfire...

#17800:07:49,467→00:07:52,303

So that probably means that this is really just a dead end,

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and I've been taking the wrong path this whole time

#18000:07:54,538→00:07:56,006

since that fork in the track.

#18100:07:56,006→00:07:57,208

I'm going to kill all these people

#18200:07:57,208→00:08:00,111

only to find out they were guarding some janitor's closet.

#18300:08:00,111→00:08:01,579

Dammit, I can't see anything.

#18400:08:03,280→00:08:04,081

Oh.

#18500:08:04,081→00:08:04,849

That's right.

#18600:08:05,483→00:08:06,617

Stay down.

#18700:08:07,218→00:08:09,954

Well, I probably creeped him out by getting so close to him.

#18800:08:09,954→00:08:12,923

This is sort of like playing "Marco Polo", except we don't say anything,

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we just shoot at each other.

#19000:08:14,458→00:08:15,759

And it's more intense.

#19100:08:15,759→00:08:16,594

Marco!

#19200:08:16,927→00:08:19,230

Oh, wait, he's the blind one. So that means I'm "Polo".

#19300:08:19,230→00:08:19,797

Shit.

#19400:08:20,131→00:08:20,798

Polo!

#19500:08:23,767→00:08:24,401

Polo!

#19600:08:24,969→00:08:25,402

[crackling noise] What?

#19700:08:25,402→00:08:25,870

[crackling noise]

#19800:08:25,870→00:08:27,138

[crackling noise] Oh, cool! I won!

#19900:08:27,138→00:08:28,839

[crackling noise] Time for the victory dance!

#20000:08:28,839→00:08:31,142

[crackling noise] Dahdah, dah dah...wait, wait.

#20100:08:31,142→00:08:32,877

[crackling noise] There could still be some more players.

#20200:08:32,877→00:08:35,246

[crackling noise] And what the hell is that crackling sound?

#20300:08:35,246→00:08:36,614

[crackling noise] Yah!

#20400:08:36,614→00:08:38,415

[crackling noise] So, you're the behind all this!

#20500:08:41,152→00:08:42,386

Not anymore.

#20600:08:43,420→00:08:47,825

Okay, let's see if I can go another ten yards without running into any soldiers.

#20700:08:49,160→00:08:51,795

HECU #1: So, who is this guy, Freeman? Nope.

#20800:08:51,795→00:08:54,798

HECU #2: They say he was at Ground Zero. Hey, I'm outside!

#20900:08:54,798→00:08:59,503

HECU #1: Science Team? You think he was responsible? Sabotage, maybe?

#21000:08:59,503→00:09:01,605

HECU #2: Yeah, maybe. No! NO!

#21100:09:01,605→00:09:03,807

HECU #2: All I know for sure is he's been killing my buddies.

#21200:09:03,807→00:09:06,544

HECU #1: Oh yeah, he'll pay. Oh...ri-

#21300:09:06,544→00:09:08,078

HECU #1: He will definitely p--

#21400:09:10,080→00:09:12,650

There! That's for trying to guilt trip me!

#21500:09:12,650→00:09:14,985

Yeah, the Big Bad Freeman!

#21600:09:14,985→00:09:18,522

OF COURSE! YOU GUYS DIDN'T START SHIT!

#21700:09:18,522→00:09:21,392

I don't know why I'm a patsy, but I'm not going to take it.

#21800:09:21,392→00:09:22,893

Fuck the system!

#21900:09:22,893→00:09:26,363

Ahh, I'm outside. All right!

#22000:09:26,363→00:09:29,833

Okay, blast door, blast door. This way.

#22100:09:29,833→00:09:32,102

Man, I can't believe it's night already.

#22200:09:32,102→00:09:34,405

Wait, are these all closed down?

#22300:09:34,405→00:09:36,407

Fine, I'll climb out, I don't care.

#22400:09:37,374→00:09:38,742

Here we go.

#22500:09:38,742→00:09:45,015

[straining]

#22600:09:45,015→00:09:47,952

Christ! The sandstone just breaks off.

#22700:09:47,952→00:09:49,253

I'll find another way.

#22800:09:50,321→00:09:51,689

I need a rope.

#22900:09:51,689→00:09:55,859

Maybe I can strip down the soldiers' uniforms and splice one together out of it.

#23000:09:55,859→00:09:57,861

But that's going to take a while.

#23100:09:57,861→00:09:59,029

Nice night out, though.

#23200:09:59,863→00:10:01,098

Is that a full moon?

#23300:10:01,932→00:10:06,403

Awoooooooooooooooooo!

#23400:10:08,205→00:10:12,710

That security guy said this track would take me straight to the surface.

#23500:10:12,710→00:10:13,777

Okay.

#23600:10:13,777→00:10:16,801

Now what was the LONG way to the surface?